Cliff "Cliff Yablonski" Yablonski is a fictional character from the website Something Awful created by site founder Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka. Cranky, mentally unstable, and politically incorrect, he is a parody of grumpy old men.

He has also served in a countless number of wars, which would probably explain his insane xenophobia and hatred of Asians, Germans, African Americans, Jews, the French, etc.

Cliff Yablonski (whose name is possibly a parody of game designer Cliff Bleszinski) hosts a sub-section of the Something Awful website, entitled "Cliff Yablonski Hates You." Here, he mercilessly criticizes various fan-submitted pictures of ugly people found on the internet, often claiming to have beaten up the people in the pictures. He occasionally gets help insulting people from a psychotic cat (whom he also constantly fights and argues with). Looking at some of his quotes, Yablonski probably lives in the town of Appleton.

As of 2003, Cliff Yablonski stopped updating his site. It was reported that he was MIA, most likely dead. However, it appears that he has returned recently, making a news update during Christmas 2004.

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• Cliff Yablonski Hates You